TIGER, JESSIE, TIKI or REGGIE?

It’s already April 2010 and we’ve been inundated with crazy celebrity infidelity stories:

Thanksgiving 2009 gave us Tiger Woods and his dirty dozen. Theman’s lost millions, if not billions, in endorsement deals, and is still apologizing for it to this very minute. Elin hasn’t said a peep, but appears to be sticking by him. His whores, on the other hand, are demanding apologies.
New Orleans Saints’ RB Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian played on-again, off-again a few times before calling it quits in March 2010. Summer 2009 revealed that Bush had been sleeping with booty model Carmen Ortega; this time around he’s been rumored to have been with a leggy blonde waitress.
Sandra Bullocks’ reality star husband Jesse James was caught getting it in with glamour model Michelle McGee. Robbing Bullock of the opportunity to bask in the afterglow of her Oscar win for The Blind Side wasn’t enough; McGee was exposed in a pro-Nazi photoshoot and James has been rumored to be racist as well. Other mistresses have come forward, citing James’ love of busty babes.
Hot off the press, former New York Giant Tiki Barber has not only revealed that he’s been engaged in a long-term sexual affair, but Barber’s leaving his wife for an intern. Wait, it gets better: Barber’s wife is currently 8 months pregnant with twins. So what should be the most glorious time of their lives is ruined because this guy had the hots for a 23-year old blonde bimbo- and just had to reveal his split on his 35th birthday.

So Which Celebrity Cheater Is Sleaziest?

Tiger’s had numerous slut-buckets but none of them have seen a dime or know what the inside of his house looks like, unlike Bush, whose jump-off Ortega made a public video touring his home. So on that end, it’s been nothing but “hard dick and bubblegum” as they say. Yet Bush, on the other hand, seemed to have led Kim on, a big “no-no” for many women.

But Bush isn’t destroying Kardashian’s image; the reality star and socialite still holds several endorsements and businesses, making her a celebrity powerhouse. James’ trysts are destroying Bullock’s image; Blind Side was a “feel-good” movie about crossing racial barriers and loving people regardless of color. Now, all people think about is the allegedly pro-Nazi, racist personality of James and McGee. Let’s not mention the possible homemade Nazi sex tape between Bullock and James, complete with a “Dirty Sanchez.” Oh, the irony.

Yet, does anything top the fact that your husband – a man you’ve dedicated your life to throughout his entire NFL career – has no respect for you or his family? I mean, men, famous or unknown, rich or poor, cheat on women everyday. Sexual infidelity sucks period, but to knock up your wife of 16 years with twins and then leave her right before she’s due for 23-year old blonde bimbo meat? On your birthday? Woooooooow. You go bro!

Weigh in with us… who’s the sleaziest cheater this year so far? We-thinks it’s Barber…